The first snack machine you need to plant the bomb at is all the way right and at the top, just start pounding the A button or space bar all over under the tables nearby. You can walk behind most of the tables here, so you aren't stuck having to go around the rows of tables. Find the snack machines which are up at the top of the map. Give them a wide BURF, along with anyone else walking around in here. The double doors all the way at the top are the cafeteria doors, you go inside, and look out for the security camera directly up from your starting location in here. Just make it all the way up passing the people and classroom doors. ~_~ If you examine the drinking fountains it gives you information about "hard water" in Colorado and calcium content and stuff. Or maybe another on the right after that I dunno. There's three as you keep moving up, one left, one right, and one left again. First thing you do is examine the trunk of the car so you pull out the bombs (maybe do it again after this to get the duffle bags, I don't remember), then go up into the front door of the school where you have to do a lame stealth mission (which is more offensive than making a game about Columbine, HOW DARE THEY RRRRRG), avoid touching the people, some of HOOM will walk towards you, and also keep an eye out for security cameras on the wall you have to walk directly under them. :(Īnyway you go through more cutscenes and shit and eventually show up in the school parking lot with a lot of weird sideways screenshots of cars pasted onto an overhead view of a parking lot. It's really the only reason you'd play this. There are some funny goofy things in this like when the guys jump and it makes a wacky sound effect, like some wacky comic relief scene out of Final Fantasy 6. Move through the house and do the same to various books, videos, TVs, whatever, and it'll keep going through flashbacks or scenes, or dialogue from Apocalypse Now. You'll pick up bags or examine TVs and shit. But you start in some bedroom, and you have to walk around "examining" everything with either enter or the space bar (or you can use a gamepad and just hit the A button at everything).
Here is a walkthrough of the game that may help explain why.Īt the beginning you have to sit through a bunch of Newgrounds flash movie shit with Marilyn Manson music and unskippable slideshows of pictures or something, I don't know. Well I already played through this whole game today and if you are thinking about it, you probably shouldn't. Next Space Rebels enables the joy of creation, lessons of failure, and progress of experimentation, generally reserved for complex sim games, through its accessible “notepad-style” creation tools and intertwined narrative.Caltrops - Super Columbine Massacre RPG - Columbine RPG walkthrough.
Will you join them in their race to internet freedom? The mysterious Next Space Rebels know that those who control the satellites now control the future of the internet. Order some parts online, get your camera, and grow your StarTube channel through rocket tinkering and often wacky challenges! With great fame comes great responsibility, and a sudden wrench in your path to greatness will take you on a journey towards space.